"brace, brace!"

currently i'm indulging in several lifestyles that are proving to be quite incompatible with each other

let's concentrate on two of them at the moment (yes, this correctly implies that there are others) :

lifestyle 1) drinking what some would consider to be a moderately large amount of alcohol on a reasonably frequent basis, smoking, eating whatever i like, lying in bed with books/laptop/dvds

lifestyle 2) eating very healthily and participating in a somewhat challenging weekly training program that consists of the following:

• 30 minute boxing session plus 20 minutes cardio


• 1 hour bike ride around hills


• weights program that will cripple you for two days and make you say "ow ow ow" on any attempt at movement in your normal activities of daily living


• 1 hour cardio session (must involve cross trainer and rower)


• 2+hour bike ride involving hills

you don't have to have a tv based scientifc qualification to know that no good can come of matter and anti matter colliding

no good whatsoever