busy busy world

so, whatcha gonna do today, chirsty?

well, i think i'll stay in bed until 1300. that seems to have become more and more the usual in the last couple of weeks when i don't have to go to work. i think i'm nearing the end of the grace period where i can excuse this as recuperating because of having the zombie flu. because that was happening two weeks ago

oh well, like the cheese man says. you can't rush things, eh?

and while you're in bed, under the spell of the wifi you can do important things. like create lolcats. and look at lolcats. and graphs

you can reply to the speed dating guy who emailed you about meeting up

then you can go to the video store and get out 'big stan'. not by accident, either, because you saw a trailer for it the other week. so it is a totally premeditated act. you can also get out 'the rocker' with rainn wilson in it, because he's painfully funny. you can also get out a flick with luke wilson (no relation to rainn) in it because you're swayed by the phrase "living his life in quiet desperation" on the back of the cover. for some reason, this really appeals to you. the only thing that would have made you happier (at the video store, natch, not totally happier in the wider realms of my life) was if there was a new steve carrell movie or if 'i love you man' was out

go to the mcdonald's drive through. get whatever your little heart desires. because you forgot to eat after lunch on thursday until lunch on friday. that plus vino made you a hooT at the speed dating, but kind of wiped out your friday and wreaked the darndest havoc with your digestive system after you tried to fill it with cheese and fish and chips

get back in bed with your food booty (footy? boody?) and succumb to the easy brain delights of rob schneider's directorial debut. also i think it is david carradine's last film before he went the way of michael hutchence. and the whole way through, you'll think the wife is ginnifer goodwin, but it's really the hot lady doc from 'house' that was in love with house but marries the cute australian doc

while you are watching 'big stan' you can text princess fiona and arrange to meet up for beers and curry later in the evening

thank god all of this stuff was planned out in my diary weeks ago. i honestly don't know how i would have coped otherwise