the world is a vampire

yay. you got up out of your cocoon, showered and dressed by midday today. you're a star!

this deserves a reward. go directly to the mornington bakery and request the following:

• 1 X chicken and mushroom pie
• 2 X corn savouries
• 1 X chocolate eclair
• 1 X 600mL bottle of coke zero

and then the bakery lady will say "we don't have any chicken and mushroom pies or corn savouries"

and you will swallow down the rage and request some quiche instead, fully aware that this is just not going to cut it in the pursuit of happiness stakes

as you leave your hear the person behind you in the queue say "do you have any chicken satay pies?" and the bakery lady replying "certainly! would you like 17 of them?"*

go home and watch infinity episodes of 'arrested development'. take some cold comfort in this: sooner or later, this day has to end

*this may have been slightly hyperbolic for comedic effect