the unforkitten

dude
like, no way!

never better, thanks

"i've got the magic in me

i am complete is what i'm sayin"

jinkies

hey, you know how the other day i thought i looked like a grown up real life pebbles flintstone?

well, i think i've also realised that i'm a hybrid of velma and shaggy

i know

just think if i used my brain for constructive purposes

my velouria

currently i'm resting on top of my freshly made, completely changed bed

resting because i was busting a few too many moves to this beastie boys song

busting moves in my underwears

i've spent today dressed in head to toe velour - which was kind of an accident (even more than it sounds!) - didn't realise until i was at the video store getting cop out and the royal tennenbaums for to watch in bed with the sticky ribs and the pizza and the dessert pizza

it was kind of like yesterday when i realised i'd wandered around and interacted with many members of the human race wearing my black hoodie that i forgot had a ben 10 sticker on it

a ben 10 sticker i got for being a good chirsty

i like rewards

silver lining

what can i say?

if i had a real live boyfriend then i doubt i'd be allowed to spend the evening in bed eating hell pizza spare ribs (and getting them all over the sheets, slatternly wench!) and watching "cop out"

(look, i know, i know, but i can't resist the buddy cop genre, i'm a little bit addicted to tracy morgan and the catchline is "rock out with your glock out" - i mean, come on!)

guitar hero

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/submit-a-video/index2.shtml

this is what my life has been building towards!

i can play guitar!
i can play pavement songs on my guitar!
i live in america!
i...oh, wait

yeah, okay

you've got me there

the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so bite me

here's the thing

i am actually a pretty good cook

it's come to my attention that some people think i don't know what a kitchen is

well, that's just a fallacy

just for instance

i have a go-to special dish that i cook when i'm in the wooing phase

it's not flashy flashy master chef, but it's a pretty decent and delicious spinach and ricotta cannelloni dish

usually i put a complicated salad on the menu, too

a tricky and tasty dessert

plus whatever it is that i've found out you like to drink

and if you'd come to dinner on that day you would have eaten, drunk and beheld a surfeit of flavours

in fact, i've all sorts of treats and culinary delights with which to feed my potential love

but circumstances over the last couple of years have meant that unleashing my unbridled kitchen bitch skills in the name of love/lust/poor judgement has been a bit of a challenge

never mind

oh, and just by the by

this does not in any way shape or form constitute me pulling my fucking woolly head in

and oh, hey look!  i managed to spell that word right for you that time, too

no, you're welcome

we can't all get 96% in school cert english, now can we?

like all the things you can't explain

i would risk my neck again

again

rock my world

guilty

shake 'n wake

New Zealand Earthquake Report - Sep 4 2010 at 4:35 am (NZST)Magnitude 7.4, Saturday, September 4 2010 at 4:35 am (NZST), 30 km west of Christchurch.
Quake Details
Information about this earthquake:

Reference Number 3366146/G
Universal Time September 3 2010 at 16:35
NZ Standard Time Saturday, September 4 2010 at 4:35 am
Latitude, Longitude 43.54°S, 172.23°E
Focal Depth 33 km
Richter magnitude 7.4
Region Canterbury
Location 10 km south-east of Darfield
20 km east of Coalgate
30 km west of Christchurch

never was, never will be

do you guys have, like, a fucking club or something?

with little meetings and tiny agendas?

i mean, sewiusly