Saturday, December 25, 2010

chirstmas cheer



yesterday was a very busy day at work, and i was a bit vacant, a bit drained, a bit had-it by the time i finished
but i thought i would push and get the rest of my chores done after work, and it wasn't too bad
so by the time i came home to the caversham palace, chilled out a bit and put my tired little chirst feet up in front of sky i was a bit vacant and bit sorry for myself
but then the universe smiled upon me
"elf" with will ferrell and zooey deschanel was just starting
and
it was then followed by "13 going on 30" with jennifer garner and mark "mr chirsty" ruffalo
i had forgotten how much i love this film
i used to have my own copy but i loaned it to someone and they skipped the country with it
and the "thriller" scene was just the pick me up i needed
what's even more awesome is that i've stopped home for a break during my work day today and caught it again

yay for chirst!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

cheesy chirstday



so, um, yeah
me gettin' mah cheese on a couple of years ago before the shortening and the reddening

shark week


hmmmm

short hair
short t-rex forearms
mighty mighty hangover

i think jaws has the advantage here

alt grrl



oh, i know
i'm so predictable
alternative american guitar music from the 90s
shocking
positively shocking

a chirst by any other name

(chronological order
1975 - present day)


chrissy
chrissy lizzy
cb
christobel
chris
bean
beanches
cootie
beanagator
gator
gatie
gates
cootie-adile
crash beanacootie
bundle
moobly
chirstine
chirst
chirsty
chirstinator
chirstamaphone
little princess
hipster chick
retro chick
mcchirsty

chirstday

ever had to compete with teh interweb for attention?

you betcha i can identify with that cat

today is the hottest, windiest day ever

i've had to cancel all of my important and busy plans and concentrate on wilting on the bed with the pretty acer and the book i'm reading and the beer i'm going to get from the fridge right the fuck now

i have to do recuperating after going out for lunch and in preparation for going out for dinner

look, i don't want to be rude but i'd better get back to it - i had a trial go this morning, lying in bed until 1130 listening to james morrison and i think with a bit of effort i can make some progress in this area

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

entourage - season 6

grr
  • calling twelve 22 minute episodes an entire season is bullshit (nurse jackie, listen up)
  • where the fuck is vince?  like, where the fuck is he all season?
  • nothing really happens.  seriously
  • the cameos - less and weaker, save the last episode
  • drama is nowhere near as crazy (which = funny)
  • ari is dilute - ari needs to be barely in control and incendiary with vengeance
  • no one says "fuck!" enough.  fuck!
  • drug use and sex scenes have withered to paltry proportions.  i like drugs and fucking.  in my tv shows. 
  • everyone (except blackberry toting ari) has iphones.  yawn
  • no hilarious shenanigans like the mushrooms at joshua tree
  • no standout quotes (who doesn't want something to look "i'm gonna beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool.  only daddy talks that way, kids!" square in the eyes? i sure as fuck do)
  • not as many cars and gadgets and toys.  i like cars and gadgets and toys
  • nz airways - wtf?  and also wtf with the hostie's accent?
  • dana gordon?  where's everyone's favourite ex assistant who liked to be penetrated in cabo in the 90s?

meh
  • the music is still good, but it doesn't kick the ass that it has in the past
america, fuck yeah!

  • ladyhawke is playing in episode 10
  • turtle scrubs up well - and flies across the world for love when most can't drag themselves halfway across an urban postcode
  • lloyd!!
  • matty fuckin' d, man!  matty fuckin' d!
  • terence (gasp!)
  • it's still l.a
  • it's still hollywood business
  • it's still cool

Thursday, December 2, 2010

please mind the gap

o hai

so, like, nothing much happened in november

clearly

more later

maybe