here's the thing
i am actually a pretty good cook
it's come to my attention that some people think i don't know what a kitchen is
well, that's just a fallacy
just for instance
i have a go-to special dish that i cook when i'm in the wooing phase
it's not flashy flashy master chef, but it's a pretty decent and delicious spinach and ricotta cannelloni dish
usually i put a complicated salad on the menu, too
a tricky and tasty dessert
plus whatever it is that i've found out you like to drink
and if you'd come to dinner on that day you would have eaten, drunk and beheld a surfeit of flavours
in fact, i've all sorts of treats and culinary delights with which to feed my potential love
but circumstances over the last couple of years have meant that unleashing my unbridled kitchen bitch skills in the name of love/lust/poor judgement has been a bit of a challenge
never mind
oh, and just by the by
this does not in any way shape or form constitute me pulling my fucking woolly head in
and oh, hey look! i managed to spell that word right for you that time, too
no, you're welcome
we can't all get 96% in school cert english, now can we?
Colour by numbers
ReplyDeleteoh, i think not
ReplyDeleteand how would you know anyway?
it's been a long time since my wooing food has been tasted
btw it's PAINT by numbers, too - just so you know
but you keep trying, though