grr
- calling twelve 22 minute episodes an entire season is bullshit (nurse jackie, listen up)
- where the fuck is vince? like, where the fuck is he all season?
- nothing really happens. seriously
- the cameos - less and weaker, save the last episode
- drama is nowhere near as crazy (which = funny)
- ari is dilute - ari needs to be barely in control and incendiary with vengeance
- no one says "fuck!" enough. fuck!
- drug use and sex scenes have withered to paltry proportions. i like drugs and fucking. in my tv shows.
- everyone (except blackberry toting ari) has iphones. yawn
- no hilarious shenanigans like the mushrooms at joshua tree
- no standout quotes (who doesn't want something to look "i'm gonna beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool. only daddy talks that way, kids!" square in the eyes? i sure as fuck do)
- not as many cars and gadgets and toys. i like cars and gadgets and toys
- nz airways - wtf? and also wtf with the hostie's accent?
- dana gordon? where's everyone's favourite ex assistant who liked to be penetrated in cabo in the 90s?
meh
- the music is still good, but it doesn't kick the ass that it has in the past
america, fuck yeah!
- ladyhawke is playing in episode 10
- turtle scrubs up well - and flies across the world for love when most can't drag themselves halfway across an urban postcode
- lloyd!!
- matty fuckin' d, man! matty fuckin' d!
- terence (gasp!)
- it's still l.a
- it's still hollywood business
- it's still cool
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