this is me at my thirty something birthday celebration, wearing my new bike helmet which i also needed for the extreme contact sport of japanese food eating. all those other people in the background all sustained serious injuries as a direct result of not wearing a helmet. i was absolutely unscathed and totally fine. and so i plan to wear my helmet tomorrow......
tomorrow (which is here now, bon jour!) is the day of the nine thousand km bike ride before the going to work part of the day
this will require quite the effort on my behalf and possibly necessitate tapping into the force (hey remember that ad 'it's milk man, may the force be with you!'?) and channelling all sorts of wax on wax off max the envelope chanting to self in order to prevail
i will mix up that amazingly potent and incredibly effective drink that enhances my already pretty special x men powers. i will drink it and all will be well.
i won't fall off. i won't fall off. i won't fall off
So glad to hear that you are wearing your helmet for bike ride but I'm sure you won't fall off; you won't fall off; you won't fall off. I will chant this mantra from 1000 tomorrow and channel my positive thoughts to you!!
ReplyDeletei think this could be instrumental in the success of the mission. i thank you in advance, benevolent one. ps zombie activity in your workplace looks to be on the rise, with a high predicted tomorrow from 1430. be alert, and stay vigilant
ReplyDeleteI will be vigilant and will medicate zombies with caffeine should the need arise!
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