day's dawning, skin's crawling, pure morning

oh, i'll admit it

right the fuck straight up, bro

cos at the moment i've made my bed again to not sleep in it

again

and this could be any of several handfuls of days over the last few years

but i'm willing to throw something different into the mix

i'm not afraid in the least of disturbing the time space continuum - bring that shit the fuck on, is what i say to you

the time space continuum?  yes, well, here is a selection of what i consider to be the most helpful films to discuss the time space continuum and the inherent dangers of fucking with it yet also highlighting the enormous pay off if you can fuck it right:

the terminator series
the back to the future series
the bill and ted films
hot tub time machine
the butterfly effect

there, so now that we're all schooled up in the mechanics and semantics of time travel, hurry the fuck up and get me some plutonium for the flux capacitor i've spent a good part of my sleepless night installing in the mighty corona so that i can nip back a bit and sort some of this business out

off to sort out these useless, painful, interminably long and torturously repetitive days once and the fuck for all

i'm sure through carefully controlled reconstruction of certain events of the past i'll be able to throw in a few self centered indulgences along the way,  not to mention rewarding those of true and loyal persuasion - i'll start that fucking list right the fuck now, since you brought it up

it's not like i don't fucking deserve it now, is it?  so don't be alarmed if i'm suddenly far thinner, even smarter (pttssch! as if, right?) and quite a lot fucking wealthier than you remember from the other day

happier, too.  keep that in the foremost of your mind as i deal to the detritus and debris from the past that's caused havoc in what should be a happy happy life

oh, and in an unpdate a few hours later, teh intahweb delivers this.  click it, oh do it, do it