fuck off, telemarketer
you don't give a good goddamn how my day is going, thank you very much
don't you fucking invade my private world and try to make me feel shit about saying no to your cause
i KNOW it's a worthy cause. i've given fucking money to it before
did you wanna hear a few sad stories yourself? i've got a couple of goodies, you know
no? really?
yeah, piss off, then
this is exactly why i don't often answer the phone
like now. i'm ignoring it again, right now
I tried telemarketing - I was the worst telemarketer in the world, I hated calling people up when they are trying to get on with their evening. I typically apologetically talked my callers out from getting the product I was selling!
ReplyDeleteCan't stand telemarketers - surely one of the few occupations that genuinely adds zero value to the economy!
yes, that WAS a wee bit ranty. i confess, i'm usually polite to my own detriment to telemarketers (listening to the whole script) but i must have had a short fuse that day
ReplyDeleteironically, when i gave in and answered the phone it was a "customer service representative" from the bank - which is kind of the next level up in telemarketing
*like* - oh this isn't Face Book...my bad :p
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