DSMIV - possible indications of MDE (revised)

be aware should anyone you know rent the following in one go:

1. stepmom
2. shadowlands
3. how to make an american quilt
4. an officer an a gentleman
5. sabrina the teenage witch season 4

they may also request:

1. sabrina the teenage witch season 2 (having watched season 3 in it's entirety in <24h)
2. 21 jump street season 1

visual cues to be aware of:

1. caramel popcorn stuck to clothing and/or hair
2. bag of comprehensive junk food items next to bed
3. continued renewal of ice cream items in freezer following depletion of similar items
4. appearance of processed cheese items in refrigerator - notably chesdale smoky flavoured cheese slices