you may recognise me by sight when i come wandering into your store. i'm that girl that sometimes potters around for nearly an hour. sometimes you'll have seen me snickering to myself and mumbling 'ptsschhhh' and other times you'll have seen me quite obviously trying not to cry (success/failure rate for this is about 50% as you will have observed. check with andy bay woollies, it's about the same there, too)
i've been a good patron of your store for about three years now. and by good patron i mean some weeks i've had 8 or 9 movies out. i haven't always watched them all, but you're not to know that
so today when i asked you if you had charlie bartlett, i was less than impressed when
- you didn't have it
- you didn't know a thing about it
- you didn't care to find out about it
- you didn't offer to find out when it was being released in new zealand even though i could tell you it was a 2007 film that was released in australia on dvd in july 2009
so all i'm going to say is that i hate valentine's day better be kick ass
(having read the imdb page i have to say it's not looking good for you)
okibye
chirst
ps i also still hold a resentment towards the person that said 'having a bridget moment, are we?' when i got the two bridget jones movies out during the terrible bad time of 2006
pps also when people ask if you have 'kindergarten cop' or 'junior' you shouldn't laugh at them
one time i asked them for the ACADEMY AWARD WINNING right stuff. to which they replied; how-do-you-spell-that.-no.-we-dont-have-that. all in one breath. so i smashed the fucking place up
ReplyDeletewell, of course you would. it's a clear case of provocation that needed immediate action
ReplyDelete