sunday night sulk

i am going to put clean, crisp and comforting 400 thread count white egyptian cotton sheets on my bed
i have purchased in anticipation of consumption in bed

• pinky bars (2) - currently in the freezer
• weight watchers toffee pecan sundaes (2)
• light butter microwave popcorn
• 18 pack of sprite zero (it is not predicted that i will consume all 18 tonight)

and i am going to get into bed and watch i love you, man and pretend that paul rudd is my boyfriend