after extensive and exhaustive searching, i think i may have found my perfect match
he drinks, he smokes, he's funny, he'll never be faithful and he's guaranteed to treat me like crap. naturally, i can't resist his magnetic pull
i'm sure we'll be ecstatically happy forever after
although i'm a little unsure as to what the kids are going to look like
oh, and bajoolies says you can keep all your things in his tummy and you don't need a handbag. perfecto
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