things i have learned today:
>you're only aware of your uvula when there's something wrong with it
>it's nice when someone says 'you poor kid' instead of 'so don't you have comprehensive windscreen replacement insurance?'
>you may not have madonna arms (yet), but that doesn't mean you don't have bruce springsteen arms right this very second
>you can row 2km in 9 mins 20 secs, but you can't lunge with 20kg on the bar. yet
>endorphins are powerful magic
>when you accidentally say 'but i do hate you. i really do' out loud when having an imaginary conversation in your head at the caversham 4 square, the person who hears you will do an about face and walk away. quite quickly as it turns out
>your cellular mobile telephone will prompt you "do you want to send message now (2 pages)" but it doesn't give a good goddamn about deleting people immediately from your contacts list. cull away at will as the mood takes you, you won't regret it. promise
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