so
last night i got home late, as you do from late shift. otherwise it would be called something different. i'd like to work the 'surprise in a good way' shift or the 'presents will now be distributed' shift. i'm putting my roster request in now
anyway, i was getting a glass of water in the kitchen, and i heard a rustling noise behind me.
naturally i turned around, a little apprehensive as to what i might expect to see at 0130 in the morning
and i saw the mouse in the fruit bowl
and he fixed me with his beady little mouse eyes and he said
"chirst, no one's gonna believe you. like the last three times we saw each other. why do you think i'm all up in this kitchen, in your fruit bowl at 0130? why do you think there's no traps here, hmmm? you wanna know where else i've been?"
and i said
"nup" and went to bed. because it was quite late, and i had work the next day
he's gonna try and get me though
betcha
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