the jones roundup

friday night finds our heroine in bed with a bag of junk food and an apatow production

• cheese & bacon rashuns, 150g


• peanut m&ms, 2 X 55g packs


• kitkats, 2 X 45g (willy wonka feeling activated but grandpa joe didn't buy me the winning wonka bar this time either)


• diet lift (this negates the caloric intake from chocolate and flavoured corn snacks)


• forgetting sarah marshall

waiting in the wings are also 2 X weight watchers toffee pecan sundaes and talledega nights: the legend of ricky bobby.

it's worth noting there's no alcohol units in this list. possibly the virtue in this is also negated by the fact that i had mississippi mud cake for breakfast. but only possibly