lolcat of the day

i weigh *insert undisclosed amount* again

i'm sick

i'm cranky

work is a gargantuan effort

my gameface is getting harder to maintain

i'd have to move up several points to be considered at all euthymic

i'm distracted enough that i've almost caused two major car accidents

i live to bingewatch tv on dvd in my awesome bed
i'm single - it would seem chronically so

it might as well be 2007/8/9

except my cell phone is brokened

and

i've misplaced my favourite earrings

talk about insult to injury

(no, don't, or i'll poke you in the eye

take that to the bank, y'all)