Wednesday, April 28, 2010

pity chocolate

princess fiona wisely says "a relapse does not mean a return to lifestyle"

this is correct

it's like breaking your diet with compound cooking chocolate - you think it's a good idea and necessary at the time

but

ultimately it's
  • fatty
  • disappointing
  • dissatisfying
  • cloying

and will be every time you cave

so, advice for the future: get the good stuff next time

6 comments:

  1. what a wise princess princess fiona is!

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  2. That's funny - I have also found myself rummaging in the pantry before & coming up with compound cooking chocolate!

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  3. @miss melanie - oh, she is
    @anon - no rummaging here - it called me at a weak moment and i gave in

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  4. >why
    >
    >why oh why
    >
    >are we not in a functional relationship together?

    oh hanggggggggggg on, i know why

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  5. oh, i'm more than well aware why

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  6. errm is many closely spaced relapses over an extended period of time a return to lifestyle? perhaps don't answer that question... I'll just be hanging with Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty if anyone needs me...

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