c is for

i didn't make this. i only found it. here, you can look too

if i found food and/or drink that smiled at me like this, i would be shiny with joy and goodwill toward fellow man

as it is, carbs and coffee already give me a glow

one time, in 1992, when i was out of my tiny little mind on something or other, i found a leaf in the octagon that looked like woodstock from 'peanuts'

it took me until about 2001 to throw it out

yes, readers, that is correct: 2001