right
that's it
i'm calling a time out
no more dating. none whatsoever.
- no more "do you want to see a magic trick?"
- no more "oh, stand by" as trousers get forcibly loosened to accommodate meal
- no more rancid burps being breathed on me (oh, crap, cos i'm really going to miss this one)
- no more "oh by the way, did i tell you i'm married? don't worry, my wife's cool with it"
- no more weird fixed stares and unsettling laughter
- no more "yeah, i left the navy to become a jehovah's witness but now i really believe in dream interpretation"
- no more "i'm not really aiming to finish my BA (after 8 years!!!) because then i'll have to think about getting a job. i don't like it when women put this kind of pressure on me"
- no more "i need to have my wrists and ankles uncovered at all times. see?"
- no more damp, cold sweaty hands to shake
- no more mind numbing, soul destroying small talk
no
more
from now on i'm just going to walk the earth. you know, walk the earth, meet people and get in adventures. like caine from 'kung fu'
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