i was packing up to resume residence as the guest princess at the caversham palace this afternoon when my bro came home from work
>>chirst: "i got my whiteboard in my office today. just like on "the big bang theory!"
>>bro: "yeah, i've heard that's pretty funny"
now, i had a pause, and a sarcasm check, because this was delivered deadpan with full eye contact, which are what i consider to be trademarks of the straight man in comedy partnerships. also i may have been blah blah blahing on about it a bit lately? really, no go on then
ok, i will. resume transcription
>>chirst: "are you taking the piss?"
>>bro: "no, no, it IS really funny"
>>chirst: "i know! and you know the whiteboards? they have real theorems and stuff on them! AND i learned something on it that helped me appreciate lolcats on a higher level!"
>>bro: "oh, righto, then. what could that possibly be?"
>>chirst: "well, they have this whole running gag about schrodinger's cat, and they explained exactly what it is (and here is where i explained it perfectly to my brother but i won't repeat it here because you can has hyperlink)
>>bro: "occam's razor? yeah, that's when the simplest answer is usually the right one"
>>chirst: "how the fuck do you know that off the top of your head? i mean, we grew up in corstorphine!"
>>bro: "yeah, i saw it when i was watching "scrubs" the other night"
as homer j. simpson would say
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