she likes chips, but not your left over piece of cheese and onion burger you saved especially for her
but she's 900 years old and a jack russell terrier
so don't ask her for investment tips in these uncertain economic times
or you'll have only yourself to blame
i like how you dont have capitals
ReplyDeletei do not like them. they feel all stabby and pointy
ReplyDeleteyou should blog about every date youve been on. im not joking. there is a fucking stack of material there. i'd read it.
ReplyDeletea) i know
ReplyDeleteand
b) i know
and
c)i know